What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice Belt

Never let reality get in the way of a perfectly good theory.

- Bill Jetzer

Bucket List

Go To space

Brew a good batch of Beer

Drink/Taste Absinthe

Run with the bulls in Pamplona

Drive across America Coast-to-Coast

Get pilot’s license

Drive a Zamboni

Start a fire without matches

Run a marathon

Ski the Birkebeiner

Speak French fluently

Ride in a helicopter

Ride the trans-siberian railway from China to London

See actual lava

Get a graduate degree

Give a $25,000 gift

Shake hands with the POTUS

Buy a round of drinks for an entire bar

Go to all 50 U.S. States

Spend New Year’s Eve in Times Square

Go to Oktoberfest in Munich

Spend significant time at 20+ national parks

Spend significant time in London

Spend significant time in Paris

Visit Antarctica